3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
If I were you I wouldn't mention the tusks...
She's sensitive about that.
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Also might be an idea not to mention that his mother is a piloswine....
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
why would I date it in the first place....
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
I admit, it would be very unnerving to look behind you and see four glowing things that may or may not be eyes...
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
GET THE H AWAY FROM ME INSECT.
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Son of a...
MAKE ME ANOTHER ONE YOU JERK!
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
12. This pokemon attacked your Mom:
We mourn the loss of this wild huntail who didn't know the danger it went into.
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Doesn't have to try very hard.
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Serves him right creepy little acorn...
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
somehow I am not ok with this.
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
That's a good little metagross! want a belly rub? do ya?
Good boy, good boy!
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
I honestly don't see how this even works.
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
So many......stupid.....buizel.....GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you
I knew it smelled musty down there.
21. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
They won't stop bickering over which sause to use, test taste twice as much, and I'm never having chicken again >:C
22. This Pokémon hates you a lot:
What did I ever do to you...?
23. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
Fricken fat grumpy cat hisses at everything.
24. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
Why are the cuddly ones the bloomin' bugs!?
25. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic way.
I have a stuffed one.
He shares my bed.
Oh that's ironic.
26. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
Alright, we got a conman.
27. This Pokémon will kill you slowly and painfully:
He will gnaw me to death.
28. This Pokémon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
29. This Pokémon would risk it's life to save you from any danger:
30. This Pokémon secretly touches you in your sleep:
OH MY HOLY SHIPPING FUNKING GOSH PLEASE NO GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!